The High Speed Hitters sneak in a bit of fun ahead of the PVL's third conference.
If the PLDT High Speed Hitters could evict a teammate out for the silliest of reasons, who would it be?
The squad participated in a bit dubbed as "Eviction Day" of the "PBB Unserious Edition," where they were "tasked" to vote out a "housemate."
The reasons the players gave while voting out a teammate were so hilariously petty, you gotta listen to them yourself.
"Two points kay Erika [Mae Santos], kasi nagpa-root canal siya, so ilang araw siyang wala sa practice," captain Mika Reyes said. "One point kay Nieza [Viray] kasi siya yung una kong nakita kaninang umaga."
There's also a funny running beef between Fiolla Ceballos and Mich Morente.
"Two points kay Iza [Viray] kasi nakakairita yung mukha niya," Ceballos delivered with a fierce face. "One point kay Momo kasi parati niya kong minamadali."
"Two points kay Madam Fiolla kasi ang late niya bumaba 'pag paalis na kami ng bahay. Siya na lang inaantay, 'di pa siya bumababa kaya late kami sa training," Morente said. "One point kay Jessey Laine [de Leon] kasi parehas naman kami ng kinakain pero ba't parang ako lang nadagdagan ng weight? Ba't po ganun, unfair."
Mean Mendrez fully channeled Mexican telenovela antagonist Senyora Santibañez as she pretended to side-eye Jovy Prado, who is recovering from an ACL injury.
"Two points kay Ate Jovy kasi tignan mo naman, nag-iinarte lang naman. Pagpag lang 'yan. Minsan pwede rin yelo," Mendrez said. "One point kay Ate Kath [Arado], hilig niya mang-agaw ng bola, 'di naman niya trabaho 'yun. Inaagaw niya pa."
Even Reyes was not spared.
"As we all know, sobrang fresh ni Ate Ye, di siya marunong mapagod," Venice Puzon noted.
"One point kay Ate Mika, kasi may nag-leak na binoto niya ko!" Iza Viray added.
Turned out Viray accumulated the most points with seven, followed by Ceballos with six.
Gotta say, the High Speed Hitters can deliver the taray when they need to.
Watch the funny bit here: